Top 5 Most Aggressive Shirt Ever On The A Train

In a weird way, wearing an “I Pee On Bitches” shirt is oddly responsible. Sometimes the scariest part of the subway is you dont know who the crazies are. Sure, a lot of the bums and drug addicts and what not stick out like a sore thumb. But sometimes you’re eying someone up and you can’t tell if they’re completely normal or the type who would grope a chick, spit on your face and then steal your iPhone. But when you see a dude hop on the A Train wearing an “I Pee On Bitches” shirt you know exactly what you’re dealing with. Ladies, promptly get off at the next stop and get on a new subway care. Fellas, don’t fuck with this guy. He pees on bitches and doesn’t care who knows it. I’m just happy he’s tipping us off so we do know it.

Shout out to Matt for the picture